Bilingual

(I have no idea why these pictures are so grainy when I post them??)

(another alias)

It was just me and Justin going to the store the other day, so I took the opportunity to have a conversation with my favorite 3-year-old and test him on the basic questions.

He's fluent in the languages of English and Potty.

"So, what's your name?"

"I'm five."

"No, what's your name?"

"I'm Justin."

"How old are you?"

"I'm thirty-five." (close enough)

"What's your teacher's name at church?"

"Her name is Booooty."

"That's not her name."

"Yeah, her name is Booooty." (He drags it out just like that too.)
"She's forty boooooty."

He's also very into passing gas at every opportunity, just so he can announce it. I think it's funny how little kids get such a kick out of potty talk. How at the mere mention of anything relating to rear ends or flatulence, Justin will laugh and laugh and laugh.

How do you think I got this cute picture?



Guess what word he was getting ready to say in this one?

Where's Waldo Justin?

Here's a clue. He looks like this:



He looks like that about 95% of the time. He won't be able to wear it much longer, it already gives him a pretty fierce wedgie. I just didn't want to forget him as the yellow dinosaur of the neighborhood at age 3, hiding from his big brother and sister coming home from school.